operation harelip BJ is a go
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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