I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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