Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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