guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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