But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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