the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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