Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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