i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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