Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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