go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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