I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
tell me about the eggs
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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