My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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