She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
