I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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