theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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