Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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