I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Randomize
