remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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