Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
May the power of my ass compel you!!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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