butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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