none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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