Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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