David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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