Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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