that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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