if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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