Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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