who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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