Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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