You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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