when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
