dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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