I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Houston, we have a squirter
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Just high enough for therapy.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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