He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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