Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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