The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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