Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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