If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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