It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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