as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
tell me about the fingering
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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