can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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