I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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