Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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