He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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