Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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