It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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