no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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