dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Randomize
