Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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