no, he came in my armpit
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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